Column with Legal Queen: Students' Leader Played Hide From Corruption Watchdogs (ZTC)


By: Muhammad Habibat Sani (UmmuYasmeen)

In a plot twist worthy of a Hausa novel, the Suspended Students' Union President seems to have taken inspiration from Flash! The Zero Tolerance for Corruption (ZTC) team, ready for a fair hearing found themselves hanging in suspense as the main character failed to appear at the sitting.

Picture this: ZTC members dressed in their detective 'kaftan', eagerly waiting for the 'star of the show' to grace them with his presence. But alas, it seems our dear suspended president has decided to play the hide-and-seek game.

Did he stumble into a time twist? Maybe he thought the meeting was set for a few months from now. Or perhaps he  mistook the invitation for a fairy tale and got lost in the woods of confusion? Your guess is as good as mine!

Now, don't you worry? ZTC with all the anticipation built up, they were ready to uncover secrets that could rival even the juiciest Tom and Jerry. But alas, all they got was an empty chair and a faint echo of crickets.

In the history of disappearing acts, this surely takes the cake. The president's vanishing act without so much as a peep before or after has left us all scratching our heads. Is this a new strategy? The silent protest of the century? Or just a funny mix-up that will go down in the annals of "Oops, I Forgot" history?

While ZTC awaits the president's encore performance, we're all left wondering what led to this curious case of the absent chief. One thing's for sure, this tale of the vanishing president will be remembered in the high walls of UDUS.

Stay tuned, dear readers, as we await the next Episode of the President Vs ZTC saga as truth-seeking continues. In the meantime, keep your awara and dankeli– it seems we're in for a ride!

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